Jampacked With Radnicity

Excitement makes music makes dance makes happy:

6/20 Eyeball Skeleton@Baltimore Maryland
6/29 Polyphonice Spree @ TLA
7/3 Built To Spill @ Chameleon Club
7/18 Harry And The Potters@ Starlight
7/19 Battles @ FUChurch
7/21 Punk Rock Flea Market
7/22 DMX @ Croc Rock
8/05 Tegan And Sarah @ International House
8/06 Weird Al @ Wildwood Convention Center
8/19 Modest Mouse@ Festival Peer
8/20 Wolf Parade @TLA
8/24 Aquabats @Troc
8/25 The Rentals @ TLA
8/28 Counting Crows and Hootie @ Allentown Fair

Enjoyment laughter does make list not completely ridiculously but satisfying mostly still.

ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW is a spectacular movie.

Poop is all that I have to say.
 
+When I went to find this picture I came across this one+

+This is a birthday cake! You can buy it and others like it here www.myrajeanscakes.com/over_the_hill_cakes.htm

I have so much work to do that it's not even funny. Or maybe it is because I just keep on taking on more and more hilarious projects everday.
I'm not going to sleep for until I come home next week. I should probably be doing that instead of this.

+ I started to do some research on my dino project that I have to do and this is what I came upon on a website.

        Reasons that the Dinosaurs went extinct:

• A dinosaur version of human AIDS, due to sexual promiscuity.

• Like Elvis, they aren't really dead but were abducted by aliens. Long live the King.

• Another alien related theory, is that the dinosaurs never existed, and that all the bones found were planted by aliens for a joke.

• The dinosaurs could not find a canyon deep enough for bungee jumping, which resulted in their ultimate death.

Those ideas were then followed by this picture:


Well, I'm off to not go be awesome and go do shit tons of none awesome werkage......

P.S.
        People who don't find poop and farts funny are extremely lame.

My arms are on drugs.
I decided that since everyone else was working out that it would be a good idea for me to do the same thing.
I was very wrong.
Now I have to read a shit ton of pages for my film class and I really don't feel like it, nor can I lift the book up for that matter.
Today was an ok day, nothing too exciting. I was exhausted for my Western Humanities class and pretty much fell asleep for the whole thing. Then I came back wanting sleep, but I had forgotten my key card and was locked out of my room. The only reasonable thing left to do was to eat. So I ate. Then I showered and headed over to the library to go return the movies I had rented and go rent some new ones. I  had rented "Weekend" and The Saddest Music In The World.  The saddest music was good, a little weird, but still good. Weekend on the other hand was a flaming piece of horse shit. I'm sorry, but art films suck, especially french art films. They're just an excuse for french people to let out their sick sexual fantasies without it technically being called a porn. Come on, a woman gets a fish shoved into her vagina after eggs yolks are dripped on it. And while this is hilarious and mildly entertaining, it is certainly not "genius", "beautiful" or "indepth" in any way, shape or form. It just pisses me off when people actually are impressed by that shit and think that it really means something deep. Don't get me wrong, I do find it distrubingly funny, but god damn.
Back to the Library.....
anyways I returned those movies into the bookdrop like the woman told me to and spent fifteen minutes picking out two more, only to be told later on that I couldn't take out two more movies if I had returned the old ones in the bookdrop. Fuck.

I finished with that and we all headed over to the Salvation Army thrift store. It wasn't the best thrift shop I've been to, but I got two sweet jackets and shirts out of the deal for only 10 bucks so I was pretty happy.

Then I worked out  with Blake and then ate again.

I Should probably go to homewerk.

So Spring Break was pretty awesome....
It wasn't quite the cancun rap-infested humpfest that I expected, but it was still pretty sweet.
Got to see a lot of kids I hadn't seen in a while, it was lame though cause my break was earlier than most of theirs so I had to go back to school way too soon.
I saw some shit movies as well. Ultraviolet and Final Destination 3 are probably worse than getting a screwdriver jammed into your urethra. Seriously.
The Hills Have Eyes was sweet though, very intense.

I had the MBJ movie semi-premiere on Saturday and everyone really enjoyed the films. Ew was a favorite.

Pure Calcium made its triumphant return with the new E.P. Six Inch Sub with A Side of Ranch Dressing. Five tracks of pure gangster rap brilliance, including the award winning single, Scratch N' Sniff which you can listen to here. http://www.purevolume.com/purecalcium.

Also,
JJ released a new solo album. It's amazing. Really. If you haven't heard it, you really need to.

I wrote the plot outline for my final film project. It seems like a pretty cool idea so hopefully I can find a whole bunch of cheap skeleton costumes and an old man who knows how to act. We'll see how that turns out.

Yesterday was sooo freakin' awesome. It was randomly summer time and everyone came back out of hibernation and was rawing it up outside. It was awesome, I love when weather makes you happy.
But then it got all cold out again today and it rained on me. It was weird, it was sunny out and it was only raining in one space which happened to be right outside of my classroom. It wasn't drizzling either it was coming down really hard but only in that one area. I don't understand.

I had really weird dreams today, I was in some cuban villa and it was going to explode or something like that and all of these helicopters were mackin' the shit out of the hillside and there was this white ash stuff coming from the sky and I kept trying to escape, but it just wasn't happennin.

Brendan is still on spring break so he's coming to Temple tomorrow and we're gonna sex it up and help Bradwell finish building his city. Might go see Nightwatch at the Ritz.

I might go to Lasalle on thursday with him too, it depends, I'm not sure if I feel like waking up at dawn to make it to my class on time.

That's it.

I've just been informed..
That I look like Chamber from X-Men:

The man whose powers were so strong, they blew open his chest and upper jaw. My professor just told me this. Go figure.


Also:
Michel gondry totally stole my idea for my movie Biography of a Man. He has a semi-new movie called The Science of Sleep which essentially deals with the exact same subject matter as the movie I had planned to make. What an ass. It still looks sweet though.

It's almost 6 right now and the sun is still setting. It's nice, it hasn't seemed light out this late in a while. It's still freakin' cold as hell though, plus Temple has this weird problem with wind and it is always in a wind storm. It pisses me off.

Everyone in college is always tired, including myself. It's funny but true, people are always taking naps and talking about how they want to go back to bed. It's odd really........

I shot the hell out of my video this past week and this weekend. It took forever to edit that fucker and it's still not really finished, I just handed in a sort of completed version without any music and a few technical blips. Editing all of the footage caused me to not sleep at all for a night and a day and now my sleep schedule is all weird, my days are all backwards and I'm just generally confused. You know the feeling? Plus when I have been sleeping, I keep having these realistic dreams about people I know where nothing really extraordinary happens so they could pass off as actual events. It all makes for a very confusing past few days.
Not to mention I'm at a loss for trying to understand anything anyway. The world and the way things in it work just haven't really been making any sense to me recently, I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to feel. Plus, my philosophy teacher keeps insinuating that computers have brains like humans do and that messes with my day.

Well...I have some midterms to study for, some chicagos to apply to, some fines to pay, some food to eat, books to read, and so on.
I probably won't do any of it, but I'm out either way.
Later.


P.S.
MY STRETCH ARMSTRONG IS IN A HORRID STATE! He hasn't been the same since I took him to Temple and he stopped being all stretchy and his limbs and stuff all hardened up. This past weekend while he was being consoled for his injuries, his arm broke away from the other part of his arm and now it just hangs loosely and is attached by a thin layer of still stretchy skin. It kind of resembles a limp wiener, which is equally frightening. They say to just put a Bandaid on stretch and everything will be fine, but that's just a bunch of corporate bull shit! All I can do now is wait....and pray.

First off:

College is lame. I hate being grown up. No one here is amused by farts and odd behavior and childish games, they just enjoy fucking and fucking up their brains.

But onn a lighter note, if you google wendy's beef, this ^ is what you get. Speaking of Wendy's you can now easily make a Death Burger wherever you go.                                                       

Instructions:

1. Go to the Wendy's facility closest to you.

2. Walk in and stand in line (Drive Thru is not recommended for the Death Burger because it will consume your insides quickly and a restroom nearby is a necessity).

3. Make sure you are not talking on your cell phone to your mother asking her what she would like because they don't have any more grilled chicken sandwiches, for this will cause an old man with a nasty face to seriously start a fight with you.

4. Order a number three with three extra patties.

5. enjoy

Wendy's has just recently made it public that you can order as many beef patties as you want for just 80cents. Hurray!

Onto other business:

Seeing the Decemberists this Friday

That should be pretty deck, they always put on a good show.  I'm then leaving the ghetto to go home for the rest of the weekend and I don't really know what I'll do there.

It doesn't matter home is nice and the sky doesn't bleed there.